“Another guest post this week: I hope you enjoy it! Queue up the conspiracies that I got lost in the mountains again.” — Everett Polinski
Note: I am misspelling things here on purpose here for a reason.
This is an audio/video version of this article about the sedevacantists at -Vat-ican-Cath0lic.-com and their list of questions you need to ask a priest before attending a Mass. Well actually, since the Russian KGB agents who fund our operation didn't pay this week, the video doesn’t actually have a video of them talking, only Mlchael’s voice and their faces. By the way, why is there no picture of Mlchael less than 25 years old anyway?
The vaticancatholic.com Guide to Interrogating Your Priest Before Mass
Hello, this is Brother Michael Dimond from vaticancatholic.com. Did you know that we had a Eucharistic Miracle at our Monastery? Check out that video on our website at vaticancatholic.com.
But enjoy it anyway, and pray for the conversion of the D1mond's and their followers whom I've tried mostly unsuccessfully, to debate
Legal Notice:
This IS A PARODY. Brother Michae1 did not say these words as they are arranged here, but only in other orders in his videos.
Show audio taken from various videos on vaticancatholic.com by Brother Peter D1mond and Brother Michael D1mond (assuming he is still at the monastery) compiled together with advanced supercomputer processing from the bot farms that IIT uses on loan from the Russian government.
Our bot farms are more powerful than the D¹mond’s bot farms by the way…
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To join the Catholic Church that they attack and are not a part of, just find a Catholic Church.
Refutation of the D1mond brothers and their “monastery”:
Thanks to Deuterocomical over on YouTube for all the help in responding to these groups and for making hilarious videos that inspired me to try this.
He has been banned from visiting their “monastery” due to this video exposing the flaws in one of the D1mond’s many hundreds of hours of content.
See Deuterocomical and Christian Wagner’s (of Scholastic Answers) new video responding to the Diamonds recent video claiming that they personally (or maybe Trump and Elon? It’s a little unclear) are the two witnesses in the book of Revelation here:
I was proud to help them a little with their research, especially the theory that something has happened to Michael D¹mond.
Seriously, why are there no pictures less than twenty-five old of Michael?
Where is Michael?
More seriously, just pray for them.
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