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Irkutsk Ice Truckers does not officially endorse candidates for the Papacy, although Everett Polinski has sponsored this article with an endorsement of Cardinal Robert Sarah, whom we all hope and pray will be the choice of the Cardinal fathers at the coming conclave.
Everyone knows that conclaves are the most important political events in the Church. You, as a member of the Church, need to participate.
How can you participate when you aren’t allowed into the conclave? Well, in exactly the same way that you participate in every other election—putting up yard signs!
Here’s a great one that you should put up in your yard:
Well, we haven’t actually made these, but these are the types of signs, “Vote Cardinal Sarah for Supreme Pontiff” that you should be putting up in your yard:
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Sorry, but you’ll have to make these signs yourself.
Remember to vote for Cardinal Sarah (or Erdo or Pizzaballa) and pray for the outcome of the papal conclave:
Read our coverage of the conclave over on
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Or our satirical coverage of the conclave here:
Making my own lawn sign now.