Cherryville, NC – In recent days, Bishop Mark Melvin of the Diocese of Cherryville, who had just made the news as a result of his restrictions on the Traditional Latin Mass, decided to postpone the imposition of his new rules until their original date in October.
I’ve written for the Catolica News a few times and I attended the same parish as their editor in chief for several years. It used to be a much different paper under the former Bishop of Cherryville. And the EIC is faithful, kind, and devoted. I hope they are looking for a new job. Because I can’t imagine doing what they do for a living. It gives me the ick.
Wait... Catolica News is a real news outlet? I tried to come up with a fake name so that people would not be confused and think that I was writing seriously. I may have to change the name.
Loving his people to tears
But it's tears of joy... right?
"Love me... Or else!"
I’ve written for the Catolica News a few times and I attended the same parish as their editor in chief for several years. It used to be a much different paper under the former Bishop of Cherryville. And the EIC is faithful, kind, and devoted. I hope they are looking for a new job. Because I can’t imagine doing what they do for a living. It gives me the ick.
Wait... Catolica News is a real news outlet? I tried to come up with a fake name so that people would not be confused and think that I was writing seriously. I may have to change the name.
Haha! No! Your title is fine. I was running with your metaphor. The diocesan paper is called “The Catholic News Herald”. You are safe!
Oh, good! We have a reader from Cherryville, then? That's great -- thank you so much for reading!