Op-Ed: Kennedy Hall Actually Knows When the Next SSPX Consecrations Will Happen

He Just Wants To Keep Teasing Us

Kennedy Hall

loves to claim that he has no special access to SSPX intel, especially on the matter of when the Society of St. Pius X will consecrate bishops again.

He mentions this in almost every video, like this recent one for instance that on the face of it, seemed from the title like it was going to give us an answer on the SSPX’s plans for succession of its (now only two) bishops.

I listened intently, hoping for all the details, but was disappointed to find only a variation on the same answer he gives in all his other videos:

• “It won't be something revealed by Kennedy Hall or some podcast internet site it will be the SSPX publishing through their channels and their publications. It will be known by all so it won't be a surprise. It’ll be months in the making before before it takes place. It’s not going to be a surprise you'll know about it when it's coming.”

• “I don’t have special knowledge.”

• “I am connected to them but they never tell me anything that wouldn’t make it into a press release first.”

• “People have been asking me about the SSPX and future consecrations. Well, I happen to know some people there who are saying things and uh____ … , but actually it will be something that I definitely won’t know until I hear about it from Jim Vogel.”

• “I know nothing.”

• “Dr. K or Archbishop Schneider, or, any of my best friends really would know that fact before I would get to know it.”

• “They’re keeping a tight lid with me because they know I’d talk.”

But what if all this is mere obfuscation for the fact that Kennedy Hall most definitely knows the exact names, dates, and times, but just doesn’t want to tell us?

I mean, obviously. Why else would he keep mentioning it in every video except perhaps because people keep pestering him about it because they know he knows. Really, just look at his face when he tells us he doesn’t know.

He knows. He just knows that he can’t tell us, but he wants us to know that he knows without admitting publicly that he knows.

Kennedy Hall knows that they know that he knows when the SSPX will consecrate more bishops.

And now we know that he knows that they know that he knows when it will happen.

The important question, however, is does he know that we know that he knows that they know that he knows when it will happen.

As of present, I don’t think so, as I don’t think Kennedy Hall suspects this. He keeps on claiming that he doesn’t know, proving that for right now he’s still keeping on his act of pretending.

If anyone reading this knows him, however, and shares him this article, perhaps this could change and he would know that we know that he knows that they know that he knows when the SSPX consecrations will happen.

Perhaps if Kennedy Hall reads this article he will share what he knows so that we can know what he knows about the date, time, and persons being consecrated by the Society, and the SSPX will also be forced to admit that we know that they know that we know the time and also that we knew all along that Kennedy Hall knew it and we knew that they knew that he knew it.

Maybe Kennedy Hall just wants to tease us with what he knows. Maybe he doesn’t want to usurp Jim Vogel’s job as the Society’s communications director. Maybe he really doesn’t know, but thinks he knows. Maybe he knows but has convinced himself that he doesn’t know.

But perhaps what we really need to ask ourselves is if Kennedy Hall is already the de-facto communications director for the SSPX. Because he certainly has done the most talking about this topic and created more buzz about it than anybody Certainly he must know more than he is letting on, and would be perfect to help Jim at the job that he’s already doing a great job at.

P.S. He knows!

P.P.S. Perhaps, they won’t actually consecrate bishops but merely hire some of the unemployed ones?:

And if

Kennedy Hall

does read this, and because a lot of our audience here at

Irkutsk Ice Truckers

is confused, don’t worry, we’re satire!