16. All faithful Catholics and Orthodox must contribute 50% of their monthly income in tithe to combine the Swiss Guard with the VDV to form the Adeptus Astartes
Historically these have been the two battles that almost all Christians have united around, but have simultaneously been the cause of the most trouble for all of us as well.
Brilliant satire
Our latest piece is just out on the unfinished Catholic response of 15 demands upon the Orthodox: https://irkutskice.substack.com/p/the-15-leaked-catholic-conditions
I'm all about #15
Don't you think it's harsh though? The monks on Mt. Athos aren't really known for being "pastoral"...
Praise God for THAT
Remember a shepherd carries a rod
16. All faithful Catholics and Orthodox must contribute 50% of their monthly income in tithe to combine the Swiss Guard with the VDV to form the Adeptus Astartes
I think retaking Constantinople is one of the easiest things that we can all unite around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhY5HXRwgug
Perhaps the Holy Land is the other: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf9Y0GtpWic
Historically these have been the two battles that almost all Christians have united around, but have simultaneously been the cause of the most trouble for all of us as well.
What is the source for this list? It contains items that I can’t believe the Ecumenical Patriarch would endorse.
We’re satire!
Thank God! You had me worried.
Would Patriarch Bartholomew agree to any of these? https://irkutskice.substack.com/p/the-15-leaked-catholic-conditions
I don’t see anything to object to there.
If only it would be that easy. They prolly got a few more double secret probation conditions just waiting.
Number one on the list should be for Vatican stop warshiping the devil.
We trust Christ to that: I know I'm being triumphalist, but I take Matthew 16:18 and the examples of history seriously for a reason.