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Hilary White's avatar

oh would that it were so!

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Bernadette's avatar

Love this! Well done!

I just wish it were true.

I’m an EMOHC, but only out of obedience to my bishop. Can’t wait for the day when bishops will obey the Church’s directives on the use of EMOHCs.

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James R. Green's avatar

The funny part is that I wouldn't doubt there is some real grant from USAID out there that indirectly did fund stuff like this.

My probably not-so-crazy theory right now is that Archbishop Bugini was funded by USAID...

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Tim McDonough's avatar

On your knees, on the tongue, in a state of grace and only from a priest, OR not at all!

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Catholic Adventurer's avatar

I like the smartassery of this piece :-D

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glenn Lego's avatar

They should have been eliminated long ago, especially when the priest goes and sits on his “brain “ and isn’t distributing the communion emblems like he should.

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Natalie's avatar

I’m Catholic don’t believe it. A lot of that money went for illegals and Catholic Charities executives , only God knows.

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Everett Polinski's avatar

It definitely funded all that, but even though this piece is satire USAID was also funding silly stuff like this. Taylor Marshall's Infiltration already hints at this possibility, but my hot take is that we'll eventually find out that Archbishop Bugnini and the Novus Ordo were also funded by USAID.

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Natalie's avatar

I agree

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Aamikee's avatar

Bishops will grift for every dollar!

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James R. Green's avatar

This satire sits only just barely past reality

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Aamikee's avatar

Hahahah!!!

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