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Andrea M's avatar

He might sit on the doorstep at his former parish, asking for alms...

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Andrew Parker's avatar

Hey, I have a new job now. I start charismatic movements for profit. Want to start your own? Check out my suggestions here: https://irkutskice.substack.com/p/the-six-secrets-to-launching-a-profitable

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Andrea M's avatar

That was an... interesting article. I'm sorry starting charismatic movements isn't as fun as infiltrating Trad parishes used to be. I'm sure that, someday, happiness will come again to your life -- just make sure to pray for it fervently while clapping and dancing to a Christian pop band! 🤣🤣

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Andrew Parker's avatar

I'm hoping to be elected Pope so that I can go back to infiltrating the Church and getting paid for it rather than having

Unfortunately the CIA no longer sponsors infiltration like they used to: https://irkutskice.substack.com/p/sad-with-usaid-defunded-theres-no and the local Freemasons are out of money as well.

Do you know anyone who could contribute to my campaign? I want to be like this guy, but even more fun: https://irkutskice.substack.com/p/cardinal-tagle-criticized-left-and

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Everett Polinski's avatar

That's almost the problem. The parish he was infiltrating won't be able to help but be charitable to him.

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Frederick Woodward's avatar

Join the seminary...

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Everett Polinski's avatar

Unfortunately, his colleagues had that as their FBI assignment...

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Andrew Parker's avatar

Would you pay me to do that? I want to get back to infiltrating the Church as that was such a fun assignment, but I'm making bank at the moment starting charismatic movements for profit so I'd only be interested if I'd get paid enough to do it.

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Andrew Devlin's avatar

He should pray that God will forgive him because good Americans will only forgive him after a long stint at Gitmo!

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Andrew Parker's avatar

I am not in Gitmo; I have a new job now...

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Everett Polinski's avatar

More likely he'll take a job with Antifa, but if he is to be punished I think we're doing El Salvador now instead of Gitmo...

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Andrew Devlin's avatar

Unfortunately, I don’t think it’s constitutional to send a citizen to a foreign jail.

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Everett Polinski's avatar

At present. And yes, it would probably be a good thing to keep it that way. While I generally support Trump, I do have some fears of where things could go:

https://grainofwheat.substack.com/p/neo-con-by-any-other-name

https://grainofwheat.substack.com/p/the-future-is-muddle-pilled

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Jim Wetzel's avatar

He looks so sad. And that pistol’s sitting right there. Maybe he could eat the barrel and see if he can pull the trigger twice.

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Everett Polinski's avatar

He looks sad, but it looks like Antifa is hiring people to destroy Teslas right now, so he can have a job if he really wants one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPaG39SGaUo

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Andrew Parker's avatar

Antifa only pays day to day, totally not worth it

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Andrew Parker's avatar

I'm not sad anymore, I make tons of money starting fake charismatic movements for profit and you can to if you follow my easy six step plan: https://irkutskice.substack.com/p/the-six-secrets-to-launching-a-profitable

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