<<Cardinal Gunter Schuster of Germany suggested to liberal American Catholics that they could “manufacture their own theological liberalism and Novus Ordo missals in the United States” but a USCCB spokesman says this is an “inadequate solution as the USCCB no longer has the funds they used to rely on from USAID and can’t hire the undocumented immigrants that typically did that manufacturing for them anymore.”>>
According to Bishop Sam Brown of the Diocese of Virginia Beach, chair of the USCCB this year:
Never fear my sisters,
China has reportedly offered to mass produce Novus Ordo missals and smuggle their individual pages into Mexico where the cartels will fire the pieces over the border with trebuchets and the USCCB will harness the transformative power of local transgender youth within each parish to reassemble these much-needed essential goods.
The USCCB will pay for this difficult process by selling, you're reading this right, indulgences against crimes against synodality. It worked before. What could go wrong?
I am with you in synodality for ever and ever that will be in perfect inclusive exclusivity, unburdened by what has been, Amen.
<<Cardinal Gunter Schuster of Germany suggested to liberal American Catholics that they could “manufacture their own theological liberalism and Novus Ordo missals in the United States” but a USCCB spokesman says this is an “inadequate solution as the USCCB no longer has the funds they used to rely on from USAID and can’t hire the undocumented immigrants that typically did that manufacturing for them anymore.”>>
LOL
According to Bishop Sam Brown of the Diocese of Virginia Beach, chair of the USCCB this year:
Never fear my sisters,
China has reportedly offered to mass produce Novus Ordo missals and smuggle their individual pages into Mexico where the cartels will fire the pieces over the border with trebuchets and the USCCB will harness the transformative power of local transgender youth within each parish to reassemble these much-needed essential goods.
The USCCB will pay for this difficult process by selling, you're reading this right, indulgences against crimes against synodality. It worked before. What could go wrong?
I am with you in synodality for ever and ever that will be in perfect inclusive exclusivity, unburdened by what has been, Amen.
Bishop Sam Brown
(S.J.)
Cardinal Radcliffe approves this message
I dreamed a dream...
At the current rate of change almost anything doesn't seem crazy now!
“…I like to call it the BOGUS Ordo” LOL🤣
I couldn't think of anything else Trump would call it...!
This is hilarious and I haven’t even read it yet lol